My owner bought some diet pills last night. Some kind of 100% hoodia from the only site that had certificates to prove it was the real deal.

She’s all excited about it which is great, but I have my own opinion. I’m not sure if this actually works which is why I believe she should join a gym and eat a balanced diet in order to lose any weight.

Heck, I’ll even go for walks to the park or around the block just to get her moving. We’ll see what happens and if it’ll work.