Too bad dogs can’t really use computers. I would love to have a computer of my own. I would even settle for a dell computer. Of course I would have to get the best Dell Memory available because I would want my computer to by fast.

For now, at least I can watch Tina work away on her computer. I still get to see how they work by sitting next to her. Hopefully they’ll come out with computers that are doggy friendly. I would snatch one up right away!!

Humans have so much things. What about us doggies? You know I’d love to have jewelry too even if it were clip ons. How about watches? I know I can’t tell time but it would be nice if I had a Ulysse Nardin watch.

*woof*…I think there should be more stores dedicated to dogs like me. There needs to be more fashion for pets, bling bling, and other colourful things that I’d love to have in my doggy house.

Come on creative people. Make some more doggy things!! Aren’t we suppose to be your best friend??

Living in a dog’s life, we don’t do crazy things that some humans do.

First, we don’t run after the mail person just to return a wrong addressed letter. We usually end up tearing it apart and have fun doing so. What? It didn’t say my name on it…woof.

Second, we don’t sit in front of a screen typing away into cyber space. However, we do sit next to you while you watch your secret porn shows on tv…and yes, you most likely are aware that we are there.

Thirdly, we don’t go crazy and get Botox for headaches. Why would we need that if we got humans who will massage our heads and ears until we feel better? woof woof!!

Lastly, we don’t need humans to wash us. We can wash ourselves!!

Being a dog shouldn’t stop you from becoming your own brand or even using things with your name on it! Wouldn’t you love to have your name splashed everyone??

I’m really thinking about getting some custom pens with my name “Ginger” right across on it. I’d give it to all my doggy friends in the neighbourhood so they can think of me. woof!

How could they say no to a face like mine?

When a dog gets sick, you could be paying a very hefty bill at the vet. That’s why it’s important to get pet insurance like humans have their life insurance no medical exam.

I remember awhile ago, my human owner took me to the vet because of my leg since I kept limping. She paid $200 just to have an x-ray done. Plus, she had to pay for the checkup, needles, and medicine. A good $500 later, I was allowed to leave.

See? It can be very expensive at the vet. Get insured because you’ll regret it later.