I know us dogs love a good walk, but let’s get real. Who wants to walk miles and miles just to get to the doggy park? Not me.

That’s why it would be nice to have my own doggy car. Of course I’d be expected to pay some sort of doggy car insurance, but that’s alright.

As long as I’m getting to my destination, I’ll be one happy dog.

My owner bought some diet pills last night. Some kind of 100% hoodia from the only site that had certificates to prove it was the real deal.

She’s all excited about it which is great, but I have my own opinion. I’m not sure if this actually works which is why I believe she should join a gym and eat a balanced diet in order to lose any weight.

Heck, I’ll even go for walks to the park or around the block just to get her moving. We’ll see what happens and if it’ll work.

Going with what I mentioned in my earlier posts, it would be amazing if dogs could run businesses. Then we could finally earn our own money and be able to get our own Chevy grills or pimp out our own cars.

Now that would be ideal, especially in my little world. Pull out my sunglasses and sit in the front seat, cruising around the dog parks or trails by the lake.

So much fun in my opinion! Not to only get it into reality. Hum…

Wouldn’t it be nice if dogs lived in their own little world. Well, I should say a world run by dogs? Heehee.

Then maybe we can look into commercial real estate and establish our own businesses instead of all these human run businesses. I’m sure we would do such a better job especially since animals make a large majority of the population today.

Can you imagine….a dog running a business? That would make my day!

You see my constantly talk about wanting to go on vacation so bad. Really…I do because of all this awful whether in my city.

How is a dog suppose to enjoy the outside weather?? We can’t…it’s just too cold for our little paws. That’s why I hope that more and more cheap hotels or even ANY HOTEL should become more pet friendlier. That way I can travel with my human family more often when they go away for vacation trips to the Caribbean.

Can you imagine me running on the nice white sandy beaches?? Ohh….awwww…just to swim in the ocean would be really nice too. *woof*